Tuesday, February 12, 2013

I'm Going There.

Don't get me wrong.

I like Jennifer Lopez. Well sort of. To me she's an average singer (thank goodness for auto-tune, eh, Jen?). She's a below average actress, not super bad, but definitely not super good either.

But she was a nice American Idol judge.

So she doesn't bug me too much.

However, when I caught a few moments of the Grammy's?

Whoo-wee!

Saddlebags much, Jen?!

And that slit, more like an entire missing panel, only showcased it!

And I'm shocked, shocked, SHOCK-ED that I haven't seen anybody address this serious issue.

And it is most noteworthy.

Fine, so the Pope is quitting.

*yawn*

Now let's get back to the real issues!


See how she conveniently covers the saddle bag using her hand bag?

Brilliant J-Lo!

But when she was strutting with Pitbull to the stage mark?

You could see the jiggling and the wiggling AND the extra saddle-baggage.

Whoa Nellie!

You might want to lay off the fried chicken drumsticks Girlfriend!

Because you know...

You are what you eat.

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Oh, look!

There's that dress again. The one you wore to the Grammy's a few years ago.

Looking...

Good?







B.S. No poultry was harmed during the production of this post.

9 comments:

nonamedufus said...

Funny she didn't wear something to show off her formidable ass...ets.

joeh said...

Hmmm...I'm not seein what your seein, but I will keep on looking......






Nope, still not seein it.

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I typically don't like her choice of styles. Once in a while, but usually not. And they talked about the Pope on the View today!

lotta joy said...

The horror is when I'm looking at her 'flaws' and realize that, no matter what, she's still a size 2 and I'm a size.....uh.........at least it wasn't ME on that stage. Thank god I don't look like Precious, but then again, SHE'S probably a size 10.

Stephen Hayes said...

Come on! I'm not a fan of Jennifer Lopez but she's an undeniably beautiful woman.

ReformingGeek said...

What? She looks more like a real woman with curves and bouncy parts and extra cushion? Oh my, my! What is this world coming to?

Hee Hee.

Evil Twin says "Bring on that fried chicken!"

injaynesworld said...

I've got to agree on this one. Whoa with the thigh, girlfriend! Put that thing away! And the whole one-shoulder thing was weird, too. Did you watch Fashion Police Monday night? They pummeled her.

Practical Parsimony said...

Saddlebags? We should all have her "flaws."

Rhonda @Laugh Quotes said...

LOL-Look lower, what is that red thing on her ankle - it looks like a prison tracking bracelet (I have never seen one live, only on TV)