I lost a follower!
Who the hades, aw forget niceties! Who the HELL were you?
And more importantly, why did you leave?
Why would you go through the motions of UNfollowing me?
I don't get it.
Was it my chin stubble?
Was it my breath?
Was it my wretched fascination of all thing Snooki?
You know I used to be obsessed with the number of followers I had.
Used to be.
Thank goodness I got over it.
Yes, just yesterday, I realized that it's nothing to get that upset over.
Ahem.
Thank goodness I'm NO longer obsessing (almost a whole day now!).
I just want you to know, whoever you are that left and probably won't be reading this post since YOU LEFT ME, that I forgive you.
So cheesy humor isn't your cuppa.
It's okay.
So quirky humor isn't your cuppa.
It's okay.
So TMI humor isn't your cuppa.
That's okay too.
In fact, I don't do cuppas either (no cuppa coffee or tea for me).
Huh. Go figure.
But if you're ever interested in getting reacquainted with the true elixir of the good life, Diet Dr. Pepper, let me know.
Oh, and you might want to follow me again.
Just maybe.
Hey, you never know when something good might show up.
I mean it seems like the bloggers that share a lot of personal details are the more popular bloggers. I can do that. I think. Okay, okay. I will share with you one intimate detail of my life. (Is this a more desirable cuppa? Will this get you back?)
I just finished a huge crying session, not over any[follower]thing important. Don't worry. However, it resulted in a terrible sneezing fit.
It was gross.
I had to change my shirt. It was... everywhere. Most gross. Surely my sharing something this personal is enticing enough for you to return to me and this blog. Where else could you read about such real life experiences?
Please come back whoever you are.
I promise not to sneeze on you.
Okay?
We good?
Hello?
Yoo hoo?
Oh well.
Anybody got a snot rag I can borrow?
Gah.
I'm really gross.
If I weren't the author of this blog? I might UNfollow me too.
Now I'm sad again.
*sigh*
And...
*achoo*
Woops.
Sorry.
B.S. No Quirkyloon blog followers were harmed during the production of this post.
12 comments:
Please don't unfriendly yourself. It will lead to very expensive psychiatric bills, which will only produce more sneezing fits.
Oh no. I think you should console yourself with a DDP and some cheesecake.
I bet Blogger is up to her tricks again. I'm sure your follower will come back.
If they don't, Pffft on them.
I hear ya. I've had about 4 consecutive weeks of losing followers. One per week, it seems. It's such a strange feeling, isn't it? Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Or maybe it's just a glitch in the system. I try not to take it personally, and hope you won't either.
That being said, Gesundheit!
(Yes, I had to look it up to get the spelling.)
I used to have many followers, yet few of them actually read my blog. They just wanted their photo on the page.
On the other hand, I can't imagine going to the effort to 'un' follow.
With my giant following, I still only have about 5 readers on a good day.
I don't care. I just follow a few anyway.
UNfollowing...*sigh*
the nerve, eh?
Perhaps they just lost their way?
How could anyone stop following you? You're a born leader in blog funny stuff. Damn, I have to go change my sweater. There's this gooey stuff all down the front of it.
More than likely it was someone who just stopped blogging. We have casualties all the time, don't we?
He didn't stop following you. After he was incarcerated for midget hipster sex crimes the FBI shut down his blogger profile. Everyone he was following saw a drop of one follower.
It is not you. He was a pervert you didn't want following you anyway.
dum dum dum dum
another one bites the dust!
and another one's gone
and another one's gone
another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
another one bites the dust!
Oh, come on! You know it wasn't the chin stubble. So hawt.
Quirky, it's their loss! I have never unfollowed anyone ever, even people who quit blogging 3 years ago. It always make me wonder "why" when someone un-follows me too.
It's not you, it's me. No, it's not me. I'd never unfollow you. I've had a few vanish from my sidebar as well lately, but then -- oh lookey, brand new ones! Seriously, when people quit blogging and delete their blog -- zip! There they go. I'm sure that's what happened with you. I'm sure that's what happened with me. Because, seriously, no one would unfollow us on purpose. No one!
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