Friday, December 16, 2011

So Long!

I broke up with my oncologist today.

And I'm not even getting half his assets.

I feel used.

And abused.

And betrayed.

Once a month, he cops a feel.

That should be worth something.

He says he's NOT being pushed out.

This is his choice.

What about MY choice?

I don't turn the other boob lightly.

Now?

I've got a hawt, young doctor who gets to cop a feel once a month.

Only me.

I'm sad.

And heartbroken.

But on the other hand my new doctor...

Well...

He is hawt.

And young.

Cougar much?

*rrrRRRRawrrr*

*slurp*


I'm going to have to start grooming more before seeing him. Or more importantly, before HE sees me.

What a drag.

I guess this means I'll have to pluck regularly...

My nipple.

Dang!

Yee-ouch!
















B.S. No tweezers were harmed during the production of this post.


12 comments:

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I know I should talk about your hairy nipples here, but I just want to make sure everything is ok and that you're changing oncologists purely for eye candy reasons. Don't make me worry about you!

ReformingGeek said...

Sizzle.

Maybe you could try a cream on those troublesome hairy areas.

Don't forget nose hairs.

Sizzle.

Suldog said...

Hey, I've got a hairy nipple, too! For some reason, nobody even thinks twice about mine. I wonder why?

Beau's Mom said...

I've heard of hairy nipples but have never seen one.

Can you put up a photo?

(Not of Suldog please)

The Accidental Somebody said...

YESSSSSS I love hot young docs! Get that nipple plucked and look yer best woman!

:)

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Quirky, you are the Queen of TMI.

"Turn the other boob."

You owe me for the the repairs required on my laptop after I spit-taked (took?) a swig of root beer on it.

Marinka said...

No need to pluck! Just braid!

Deb said...

Marinka and I think alike, as that was going to be my response. If you don't braid, try BedHead products for that tousled look. You will impress the new hawtie.

injaynesworld said...

Or go with a mullet. That should be a great look on a nipple.

MikeWJ said...

Your description of what your oncologist gets to do makes me wish I'd gone into medicine. Your description of your hairy nipple makes me glad I didn't. :D

The Queen said...

PWT says she has a super hot eye doctor. I just poked myself in the eye, so I can check him out. Hot doctors rock.. unless you have a rock in your eye.. then they just laugh.

notactuallygod said...

Hairy nips?
Snip, snip, snip
but be careful of the tip!