I broke up with my oncologist today.
And I'm not even getting half his assets.
I feel used.
And abused.
And betrayed.
Once a month, he cops a feel.
That should be worth something.
He says he's NOT being pushed out.
This is his choice.
What about MY choice?
I don't turn the other boob lightly.
Now?
I've got a hawt, young doctor who gets to cop a feel once a month.
Only me.
I'm sad.
And heartbroken.
But on the other hand my new doctor...
Well...
He is hawt.
And young.
Cougar much?
*rrrRRRRawrrr*
*slurp*
I'm going to have to start grooming more before seeing him. Or more importantly, before HE sees me.
What a drag.
I guess this means I'll have to pluck regularly...
My nipple.
Dang!
Yee-ouch!
B.S. No tweezers were harmed during the production of this post.
12 comments:
I know I should talk about your hairy nipples here, but I just want to make sure everything is ok and that you're changing oncologists purely for eye candy reasons. Don't make me worry about you!
Sizzle.
Maybe you could try a cream on those troublesome hairy areas.
Don't forget nose hairs.
Sizzle.
Hey, I've got a hairy nipple, too! For some reason, nobody even thinks twice about mine. I wonder why?
I've heard of hairy nipples but have never seen one.
Can you put up a photo?
(Not of Suldog please)
YESSSSSS I love hot young docs! Get that nipple plucked and look yer best woman!
:)
Quirky, you are the Queen of TMI.
"Turn the other boob."
You owe me for the the repairs required on my laptop after I spit-taked (took?) a swig of root beer on it.
No need to pluck! Just braid!
Marinka and I think alike, as that was going to be my response. If you don't braid, try BedHead products for that tousled look. You will impress the new hawtie.
Or go with a mullet. That should be a great look on a nipple.
Your description of what your oncologist gets to do makes me wish I'd gone into medicine. Your description of your hairy nipple makes me glad I didn't. :D
PWT says she has a super hot eye doctor. I just poked myself in the eye, so I can check him out. Hot doctors rock.. unless you have a rock in your eye.. then they just laugh.
Hairy nips?
Snip, snip, snip
but be careful of the tip!
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