Was it just me?
Or did the Super Bowl commercials seem rather meh?
And did this year hold the record for most Super Bowl commercials featuring underwear? And it wasn't sexy, pretty and sassy Victoria Secrets or hunka hunka of basketball love Michael Jordan sporting those "mmm-mm good" form fitting white spandex numbers.
No, we should be so lucky.
Instead, it was middle-aged and any-aged poofy men with bland looking undies.
Blech.
Can undies look bland? Wait, please, don't answer that.
And I have some complaints about the football uniforms too.
The gold colored bottoms of that team in the black and gold? Just not happening. It made their bottoms look less than flattering. I saw saggage. What was the saggage of? Heavens, I don't know and frankly, I don't WANT to know. My imagination is starting to get grossed out.
The blue/white team was okay. But haven't we done blue with white soooo many times before? So incredibly boring. And don't EVEN tell me that those grass stains are going to come out of those white bottoms. I don't believe that for one second and neither should you (or you over there shaking your head). It won't matter how much Tide with Bleach Detergent you use on them suckers. Those grass stains are there to stay.
My husband got tired of me identifying the teams as the black and gold one and the blue and white one. He finally told me it was the Indianapolis Colts (blue/white) versus the New Orleans Saints (black/gold) football teams.
Oh!
I had Twittered earlier in the day that I was rooting for the Dallas Cowboys to win.
Imagine my surprise when I found out they weren't even playing!
I was wrong.
Trust me that doesn't happen often.
Ahem.
But I did have a wonderfully refreshing bowel movement right after The Who half-time show.
They rocked it!
And so did I!
The commode, I mean.
Is this TMI?
B.S. Many football players were harmed during the production of this post, but hey they get paid the mega-bucks to do so AND they do so voluntarily. I would hurt myself for buku bucks. Any takers? I wouldn't even ask for tens of millions. Just a few million, well maybe seven million. That sounds like a nice number.
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22 comments:
hahhah...
Football is not on the top of sports list here...its either Soccer or Cricket.
As for the undies...I don't mind watching gorgeous sexy men in underwear but not the saggy oldie ones, Sigh!
That pretty much describes my superbowl experience! LOL!
The commercials were rather (yawn) dull. I think they spent like $2.5 million per each 30 second spot. They can give me half of that & I could do better! What they need is zombies, lots of zombies! And brainz...nomnomnomnom (((HUGS)))
I'm not surprised you had to take a trip to the commode after that performance by the Who... how old are those guys, anyway? Old men jumping around on stage with their bellies hanging out is just not attractive.
Hey! How did you see me shaking my head over here, sittin' on the couch in my underwear?
My Super Bowl experience sucked. First, my wife forgot to make her customary super bowl chili. Second, we live in Canada and didn't see any of the super bowl ads. But we did see 400 promos for the Vancouver Olympics. Third, you know why the white and blue guys had so many grass stains on their uniforms? "Cause they were always on their bloody backs. The black and gold guys just ran right over them!
I agree. Commercials were just o.k. I did really enjoy the Doritos commercials though. The Ninja one, and the little boy with the guy who comes to date his mom. That was funny!
I loved your calling of the game...have you considered calling fox to color commentate next season?? I think you would in like flin!
@LazyPineapple Amen on the "not the saggy oldie ones." *grin*
@Otin Yeah I only watch for the commercials (and to critique team uniforms) and the half-time show. *smile*
@Collette Zombies would have rocked it hard. Yeah, Baby!
@Catlady My hubs and I were waiting to see if they would sing My Generation "kill me before I grow old" HA! Pot meet kettle!
@Nomie You didn't miss much with the ads. So you were rooting for the Cowboys, erm, I mean Colts? heh heh heh
@Adrienzgirl Yeah, there were a few funny ones, but overall? It was meh. At least in my not so humble opinion! hee hee
@Lee Great idea! They need me! And they WILL want me. Oh yeah, baby! I'm all over that! *smile*
I am chuckling that you Tweeted about the Cowboys--LOL!
I am so happy my Saints one. And what I hope people (Colts fans) will understand & appreciate is that this was about SO MUCH MORE than just football. The city needed to win, and to win BIG. I am thrilled!
;-)
I was dealing w/ a whiny, sick hubby and my kiddos, so I didn't get to see a lot of the game or commercials.
;-(
Unfortunately, I missed all the Super Bowl fanfare. I figured I'd spend some time on YouTube watching the commercials and performances I missed. Well, maybe not!!!
Mmm, mebbe just a WEE tad TMI, lol. Not only were the ads meh, and those are the main reasons I watch the SB if my team isn't playing, but wtf is up with all the geriatric rock bands playing their tired old material at half time the past few years? Good grief. I'd rather see Janet Jackson flash another boob any day.
The Old Silly
The WHAT bowl?
Super, you say? Is that a large toilet for your purging pleasure?
What The Who?
I'm so confused.
I'm glad you had a good cr*p.
;-)
P.S. The Cowboys CAN beat those Saints.
Absolutely correct. There was an amazingly disturbing trend towards not-good-looking guys in tighty whities. Bluck!
Our Canadian stations took over the feed so we didn't get any of the commercials - sounds like it wasn't so bad after all. Well that and the fact I only watched about 5 minutes of the game.
*jealous* of the BM
I totally agree - most of the commercials were blah... The Who was pretty cool at halftime (getting old aren't we)?
Well, you're the first one who's actually critiqued the colors of the uniforms. So metallics and buttocks are a no-no. Got it!
@Erin Yeah, I do get that. I'm happy for New Orleans in that respect. I just can't get past how fugly their butts looked in those gold bottoms. Not flattering at all! Ha! (And of course that's what really matters in the SB!) hee hee
@MeMe La Senoritah! Well you should check them out. You might find them more amusing than I did. (But you won't!) HA! Howz that for confidence! (Or is it arrogance?) hee hee
@OldMusicianMarv There was nuttin' wee about that TMI moment. HA! hee hee hee hee hee
@Reffie! Whoo-hoo! You're ba-ack! I did! I did! I did have a purdy good crap! hee hee :)
@Suldog Thank-you. I wasn't sure what you might have thought after your "interesting" evening out. You probably saw far worse than what I was imagining. hee hee
@Joanne You should be jealous. It was a whopper! No offense to any Burger King lovers out there! Ha!
@Yunno Who's getting old? Ha! I'm ALREADY OLD! *smile*
@blueviolet Yes, please don't ever forget this fashion fas paux. And not just you Sweetie, but EVERYONE, please remember! hee hee
The Who totally rocked it. Okay, yeah, they were kinda mildly decrepit looking, but still - ROCKED IT!
Congratulations on a smooth bowel movement.
The only good thing about football IS the uniforms. sweet sweet uniforms.
@injaynesworld Yes ma'am they did rock it. And double yes that it looks slightly strange seeing such old rockers! Long live rock n roll! ha!
@Mamaface But make them tight, tight, tight, tight, tight! Ha!
I love the Superbowl commercials, but I missed them all this year because I was travelling again. I was so bummed. And I was really pulling for the Cowboys, too. I thought they deserved to win, even if the Patriots have a more American-sounding name.
@MikeWJ Ah! So I was not the only one rooting for the Cowboys. Whew! *smile*
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