Mmm, Tasty!

I loves me a good award!

'Tis delightful to sink my teeth into one and partake of its delicious, juicy tendrils.

No, I'm not talking about brainz, I'm talking about pineapples! The lazy ones are the best. *wink*

A certain Ms. Lazy Pineapple at her Lazy Pineapple blog awarded me the Beautiful Blogger award. Yes, I've been known to maim people with my "killer" looks. Ahem.

But aye, 'tis a mighty fine looking award. Here it be:



And here come the bee-you-tee-ful RULES.

(I hear you haters out there sighing. Just chill! It's ME, not YOU.)

1. Thank the person who gave you the award.
   
   Thankee kindly, oh Ms. Pineapple, albeit your juicy tidbits start to leave my tongue burning, I still enjoy ye very much.
   
   
2. Paste the award on your blog.
   
   Done.
   
   
3. Link the person who nominated you for the award.
   
   Done.
   
   
4. Share 7 things you find to be beautiful around you.
   
   Aye, it's so easy to find the beauty around me.
   
   
   • Elliot Stabler or as I like to call him, El, from Law & Order:Special Victims Unit. His beauty ignites something within me. (rawr)
   
   
   • CircleK Convenience Stores. There is so much beauty and deliciousness found inside these handy, convenient stores. And their soda fountain drinks? To. Die. For. It's heaven on earth, I tell ye!
   
   
   • The song, Creep, by Radiohead. It makes ME feel beautiful and takes me to a happy, beautiful place in my head.
   
   
   • Ed Hardy pictures: too cool and beautiful.
   
   
   • My debit card. Aye, I don't leave home without this little beauty.
   
   
   • My zombie girl graphic: Isn't she a "dead" ringer for beauty through and through? When I become one of the UNdead, I want to look just like her.
   
   
   • A twelve pack, no make that a 24-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper, such beauty, both inner and outer! *slurp*
   
   
   
5. Nominate 7 bloggers or more.
   
   Or more? Surely you jest. I'm already gonna have seven very angry bloggers when I tag them. I still don't understand the hatred behind the awards and memes, they are FUN! FUN. Say it with me. FUN!
   
   So here goes:
   
   • Catlady LaRew at How To Be A Catlady Without The Cats Woops, I think she might have already won this award. Hmm. Oh well. She's a beautiful blogger and deserves it again.
   
   
   • MeMe at The Screaming MeMe And she just won the StudioThirty+ award for best Blog Design Layout. Well-deserved. Plus she is one smart cookie. That's beautiful!
   
   
   • Reffie at Confessions of a Reforming Geek Please don't hate me for tagging you again, but this lady is my BBFF and she will always hold a special place in my heart. I cannot say enough good about her and her hateful lovely cat. Oh, and Evil Twin, how could I ever forget her?
   
   
   • Robin at Insights and Belly Laughs Oh my goodness, this lady has some of the most beautiful and vivid painting illustrations on her web. I could stare for hours. Very mesmerizing.
   
   
   • Tracie at Kacklin' With Kalynn She's got a witch flying around! Is that too cool, or what?
   
   
   • Ms. Adrienzgirl at Think Tank Momma I have a girl crush on the vector girl in her blog header. She's got a big, poofy and beautiful butt!
   
   
   • Richard Simmons at website RichardSimmons.com No explanation necessary.


And there you have it, my lovelies.

I love awards, because they spread the joy!

What?

Spread WHAT?

*Quirky rolls eyes*

Okay, okay. Sometimes they spread...

Something else.

Enough said.





B.S. No pineapples were harmed during the production of this post.