Hey Ho, Let's Go!

I so rock.

(I'm such a narkie. That's short for narcissist, it's too hard to remember how many "s's" go where.)

But I'm a narkie for a good reason. Check this out.

Quirky saunters out onto the pavement with a smarmy grin. She's got her black, skull and crossbones t-shirt with black jeans on. Skull earrings adorn her ears and her lips are painted a cool cranberry luscious lip color. She's wearing a pink and black skull and crossbones bandanna.

Her back-pack is stuffed with deodorant, her "makes her feel high" drugs, Diet Dr. Pepper and other things. She's borrowing her son's iPOD Nano filled with lots of cool classic rock music. (He'll find out after we're long gone.) Oh, and if you're really nice (and smell good) I'll even share a bud with you.

And in her hands are a set of keys.

In her sultry voice: "Let's go baby!"

*vroom, vroom*

We are off for a two-week motorcycle riding vacation in Califas via Highway 1. We'll be hitting the finest hotels and motels with continental breakfasts and taking lots of breaks to sit on the beach (to rest our hoo-hahs) and meditate while watching seagulls dive for their dinner. And of course, there will be lots of Diet Dr. Pepper runs and consequently lots of Rest Area bathroom stops (and hopefully no runs! Ha!).

Bring some books, baby, cuz there will be time for reading. Oh, and please bring a laptop, because I don't have one (*sob*). We must have a laptop for there will be blogs.

Lots of blogs and blogging.

What's that you saying, Baby?

Twitter? Well, if you insist, Baby. Can do.

I've got the cards, Baby, cuz we'll be playing our hearts out of the Hand and Foot card game.

And we'll be hitting the popular television show for a chance to win a Double Showcase! Yes, I'm talking about The Price Is Right. Drew Carey, here we come! We are soooo there, baby.

We can even stop and give Jay Leno a visit. Ooops, no can do. Well then how about Conan O'Brien? Ooops again! Jimmy Fallon? Is he still around or has he been flimflammed by NBC too?

Now if we were hitting the East coast, we'd be ALL over the Law & Order tapings. Oh yeah, Baby. Can you say Stabler? *sizzle*

Plus, we'll be hitting Disneyland. It's great fun, Baby, WITHOUT kids. And of course, we can't forget Six Flags Magic Mountain.

If we're real lucky IHOP will still be having their All You Can Eat Pancake extravaganza.

I'm salivating. And drooling.

And intermittently throughout all this relaxation, eating heavenly pancakes, and motor-cycle riding, you will have the honor of my witty and funny comments, remarks, and observations.

Because we all know I'm full of it 'em, Baby!

You know want to go with me.

And now I know you want to.

How?

Cuz, I won the Studio 30+ contest of "Blogger you would most like to take a vacation with," Baby.


Let's DO THIS THANG!

Oh and Baby? Guess what?

I found me another set of keys, Baby! Just for you!

Hop on aboard, Baby!

*vroom, vroom*

Hey ho, let's go!

Don't worry Baby, I won't pass judgment on ye, even if ye are a "ho."

*vroom, vroom*








B.S. No narkies, babies, or ho's were harmed during the production of this post.