Treats!
Yes, I'm still talking Christmas goodies.
I know there isn't anyone out there talking smack about MY Christmas goodies that I give to them.
"Humility, thine name is Quirkyloon." Actually, I am humble. This is not bragging. I'm just extremely confident with my rolls.
What?
No, silly! Not those rolls!
Pumpkin Rolls.
That's right.
I "do" a mean, mean Pumpkin Roll. They are so good, they're wicked. Everybody oohs and aaahs over them. They are a blend of pumpkiny and cream-cheesey delight.
I have yet to meet ONE person who has NOT sung praises over my Pumpkin Rolls.
My in-laws practically orgasm when they see I've made some for the family Christmas get-together.
It's true.
They're THAT good.
Now don't go and try to guilt me into sending you some. They won't keep in the mail. (Whew, I dodged that bullet! Ha!)
And I do have a couple of rolls in the freezer. They freeze beautifully and thaw out quickly. (Again, don't GO there. Not sending ANY in the mail. Capiche?)
But know that I give good Christmas treats.
Unlike some people.
Oh yeah.
I also lie a lot.
Is that wrong?
Ha!
B.S. No pumpkin rolls were harmed (or eaten) during the production of this post.
B.B.S. No lie.
B.B.B.S. Quirky is a very humble loon(atic).
B.B.B.B.S. Go and get yourself a different type of Christmas treat at HumorBloggers.com. They give good laughs.
B.B.B.B.B.S. Will Quirky ever stop with all the B.S's? It's just a little bit out of control.
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13 comments:
WTF? Santa's not bringing me any of Quirky's Famous Pumpkin Rolls for Christmas? Crap... I might as well cancel the whole freakin' day.
Quirky, I have been a bad blogger not commenting lately anywhere. Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to you and your fam and roll out the barrel(or pumpkin roll) on New Years too! Personally I prefer the barrel.
So when you were saying you were lying, you were talking about not being able to mail out the rolls, right?
My address is... ;)
@Catlady Consider it cancelled. *grin*
@Frippery Sweetie! It's just good to see and hear from ya GF! You're not a bad anything! Merry Christmas right back atcha! And sorry (well not really) that I can't send you any pumpkin rolls. They are a deeeeee-light! hee hee
@UR That's the question isn't it? What exactly am I lying about. Are the pumpkin rolls really good or is Quirky full of it? Hmm. Ha!
@Marv You never know where MY ROLLS might take me. hee hee (Can't wait for the CD! Thanks!)
You are definitely full of something, GF! ;-)
I'm glad you are not sending me any rolls. I'm already growing one around my belly.
You can send the PB cookies, though.
Merry Christmas!
New Craig's List Ad:
Will do unnatural acts for pumpkin roll.
Yum.
Rollin, rollin, rollin
Keep them doggies rollin
Gee my ass is swollen
Raw-hide (hahaha)
Merry Christmas, Quirks.
m.c., q.l.!
I've got to say, if I cooked anything that made me watch my 90+ year old in-laws orgasm, that recipe would be SO UP IN FLAMES.
@Reffie Yes, I admit, I'm full of it!
@injanesworld Unnatural? Wow. Wow. Did I say, wow? hee hee
@Nomie Merry Quirkmas! hee hee Sorry about your ass. That must hurt. hee hee
@Nooter U. R. N.TR! (I think?) woof woof!
@Kablooey LMBO! I didn't mean just the mom and dad-in law, I meant the sisters and brothers-in-law as well as their spouses! hee hee hee LMBO!
Well, since you won't mail them, it looks like I have to come to them. Leave the light on & the door unlocked. Make sure the pumpkin rolls are on the table so I don't have to go searching through the fridge! Oh yeah, make sure you lock up the zombies. I'm NOT sharing the pumpkin rolls with them! (((HUGS)))
Have car, will travel -- for pumpkin rolls.
@Collette Can you believe it? I still have 2/3 of one pumpkin roll left. And my friend has claimed it! Yeesh! Don't worry about the zombies, they only like my strawberry jelly rolls (looks more like blood)! Ha!
@MikeWJ Have dreams. Keep on dreaming! hee hee
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