It's On Belly Bella!

Dear Belly Bella,

You and I have had a long relationship. We've been through lots of ups and downs. But I thought it was important to remind you of an exciting event coming to you (us) soon.

Christmas.

And we don't even have to wait til Christmas Day.

Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be inundated with goodies galore. People will bequeath upon us chocolate fudge, peanut butter fudge, chocolate chip cookies, decorated sugar cookies, snickerdoodles, snickerquoodles (if you're lucky), brownies, pumpkin pies, pumpkin rolls, cheesecakes. Oh so, yummy yummy yummy!

Please talk to Pancreas Patty and make sure she's double ready to regulate all that extra sugar, okay?

But Belly Bella dear, it won't stop there!

Oh, no!

There will be cheese, glorious cheese. Cheese balls, pepper jack cheese, chili-cheese dips, cheddar cheese, cheesy potatoes, extra cheese on pizzas. My lips are smacking.

Please also talk to the large intestines and small intestines: Ines and Tina. I don't want any blockages or shortage of liquid causing a back up, you know? They got a little upset with me last season. I don't want them holding a grudge against me.

Dare I mention the meats?

I'm starting to salivate. They'll be spiral ham, roast turkey and burgers, burgers, burgers! 'Tis the season for fast-food burgers! Mmm-mmm good! In & Out Burgers, Whataburgers, even homemade burgers.

Before I forget, Linda the Liver should be forewarned as well. Lots of juicy iron coming her way!

And the peppers! Slurp, slurp, slurp! 'Tis the season to indulge your every jalapeno and hot pepper whim! Ladle the jalapeno slices onto your plate, adorn each cracker, condiment each burger and sandwich with spoonful after spoonful.

Now Belly Bella, don't look at me that way. I promise to take plenty of Tums so your acid levels won't exceed that which is comfortable for you. But please don't forget to remind Ines and Tina the large and small intestines. They are going to get a workout like no other. They'll be working double time to push out all that extra.... stuff!

Oh, and I almost forgot one more thing. You have got to remind Thelma and Thorlina Thighs, Bertha Butt, and Hazel Hips to stay far, far away from all this extra food! I know how they love to stockpile. But I don't want them taking on anymore than what they already have. It would be such a burden for them and yes, I'm considerate that way. I think about them often.

I know it's a lot Belly Bella, but just remember this: you're going to feel so good and full of it! Full of all this goody goodness and a bag of chips.

Really.

Until I step on the scale after the holiday season.

Then?

It will be war.

And it will get ugly.

Consider yourself warned Sweet Belly Bella. Don't let me down Girlfriend, make sure pancreas Patty and both the intestines: Ines and Tina, as well as Linda the Liver, Thelma and Thorlina Thighs, Bertha Butt and Hazel Hips are all on the same plate page, okay?

And now?

Let the food stuffs begin!


Sincerely,

Quirkyloon





B.S. No food was consumed during the production of this post. Brainz were consumed, not nearly as tasty as food, but very filling and nutritious.