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Sunday, December 20, 2009
Got Pounds?
Looky, looky!
I just got this in my gmail.
From: ©2009 Google End of Year Lottery
To: Quirkyloon
show details 5:12 PM (2 hours ago)
Your email just won £850,000 British pounds!
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For more details,contact Mr. Grahams Benfield with these
E-mail(s):grahams.office@googlemail.com, grahamsbenfield @8u8.com. Send him
your full names, sex and ticket number: 00869575733664.
Wishing you good luck!!
Promo Coordinator.
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Great balls of blogs!
I've won!
I've won British pounds! Aren't they worth more than the American dollar these days?
So let's see, send him my full name.
Quirky writes: Quirkyloon.
Check.
Sex.
(Quirky does a double-take.)
Sex?
S.E.X?
Why, I never!
I'm not sending him sex through gmail!
I'm NOT that kind of Quirkyloon!
How dare he!
I'm giving that Promo Coordinator a piece...
No, NOT that kind of piece!
Yeesh!
Get yer minds out of the gutter.
A piece of my mind!
My MIND.
Pervs!
B.S. No British pounds were harmed let alone received during the production of this post.
B.B.S. Don't forget tomorrow starts the Humor Bloggers Christmas Carnival! It's gonna be a hoot! A hoot, not a hooter! Yeesh, you guys!
12 comments:
Stamp out sex in the mail. We can lick it now. Er, ah, you know what I mean. Gosh, Quirks, it's so easy to let this stuff envelope you.
Lick it or ticket? Hmm - the sex puns're gonna go hogwild today, Quirks. You started it. Hope none of your guy readers pounds off - OOPS! Did I say that?
Your fault, you started this!
The Old Silly
You should cyber slap the perv. NO! Not THAT kind of a slap!
if pounds are what you want, i have LOTS of pounds i would happily give you... for free! 10-15 of them, for sure... and if i am honest with myself, it's probably more like 20-25. they're all yours.
LMAO @ Dufus!
Quirky, I've got pounds - pounds of the season that is. I'm happy to share these with you, no sex involved.
I just lost 5 Canadian Pounds -- but I don't want them back.
Akshually I can't believe a Brit asked about sex -- I am not uptight I am British!!!
Oh, my, my, QuirkyStamp. You never cease to amaze....er..amuse me!
Sorry, no pounds here. Good Luck!
Well I always heard those Brits across the pond were way more open about sex, but my gosh, just asking in an email like that? Wow that is just....SHOCKING! :D
@Nomie Ha! It is too easy to let this "stuff" envelope me! hee hee
@Celibate (ha!) and Sensitive Marv It is NOT my fault. *smile*
@Catlady Yeah! I'm sending him a cyber slap right now! *grin*
@Deb No thanks. *smile*
@MeMe Read above. *smile*
@Joanne Those Brits be brats! Ha! Just kidding!
@Reffie QuirkyStamp? hee hee haw haw ho ho!
@adrienzgirl The noyve, eh? *grin*
baha. Nice job google at screening spam.
grahams benfield is a classy name tho.
How dare he speaks so familiar with you! HMPH!
I also have quite a few "pounds" I could spare...lol!
Strictly out of curiosity, exactly how would one send sex by gmail, if one wanted to?
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