BaBa WahWah

I think Ms. WahWah is losing it.

I watched her Ten Most Fascinating People show.

The first person? Lady Gaga.

That was a bad sign.

So we learn she is bisexual. Wow. Who'd thunk it? She does french kiss girls in her videos. BaBa dug deep.

Next, Jenny Sanford? Huh? Because she didn't stand by her cheating man unlike Elizabeth Edwards or even Hillary Clinton. Ooooo-kay. BaBa's great question to Ms. Sanford: "Your husband has called his mistress in Argentina his soul mate. Were you his soul mate?" Ms. Sanford replied, "Apparently not."

Duh.

Tyler Perry. Great rags to riches story. You go boy!

Kate Gosselin? For real? Kate? The screamer and yeller who loved to emasculate her husband on television Kate? That Kate?

My eye twitch began about that time. Yes, yes, yes, I could have changed the channel, but I was watching the blog fodder grow by the nanosecond. It was a glorious sight to behold.

Glenn Beck. Ha! I was so grateful he didn't get "passionate" during the interview. He gets me all anxious and I can feel my adrenaline and blood pressure increasing whenever I listen to him.

Adam Lambert. "I'm a homosexual. Deal with it."

Adam? "I think you blew it. Deal with it." I only saw tidbits from THE performance. But he even ticked off Dick Clark! Nobody messes with my Dick.... Clark! (I can't believe I wrote that! I should delete it, but won't, because I'm evile.)

Brett Favre. *yawn* You can read so many varying opinions about the on again/off again/now on again football star Mr. Favre. No need to add another one to the already boiling pot.

Sarah Palin. Most interesting thing she had to mention? Moose chili. "It's great protein BaBa." I started salivating! Yeesh.

Jackson Children. I admit that I find them a wee bit fascinating only because I wondered what kind of a father Michael really was. But as Ms. WahWah commented, "the future remains to be seen how they handle the wealth, the fame, and living under the shadow of their famous father." Oh, and my funny bone got a major tickle from a previous interview clip, "I don't want my son being called Wacko Jacko. That's not nice."

I can't explain why this made me laugh real hard. Even my husband gave me a strange look. He usually laughs WITH me. I guess it is because I am so "not nice."

The most interesting person: Michelle Obama.

I called it before BaBa announced it. And of course there were the obligatory comments regarding her arms. You work it Girlfriend! (Am I allow to address the First Lady as Girlfriend?)

It was a meh show, in my not so humble opinion.

Still thinking about that moose chili.

I could always use more protein in my life.

But I could stand to lose the BaBa and the WahWah too!

*wah wah*





B.S. No moose were harmed during the production of this post.

B.B.S. BaBa WahWah spelling intentional. Is that nice?

B.B.B.S. Please don't answer that.