The Old Silly and I put our cyber noggins together and what a Big Bang it turned out to be!That Adam Atom, he really gets around!
And now for the exciting conclusion...
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(pulsating disco beat)
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man
No time to talk.
Adam Atom here and I am trapped in John Travolta's brain!
Surprisingly, there is not much going on in here except the refrain from the Bee Gees Song, Stayin' Alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Once in a while the verses stream through.
It won't stop!
Please, make it stop!
I've never been more terrified in my life!
I'm being bounced around from the frontal lobe to the parietal lobe with a couple of thrusts into the cerebellum and temporal lobes!It's like a bad Twilight Zone episode, I'm trapped and I can't get out.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
How on earth will I get out of this nightmare?
I had no idea his brain was so... zombified.
Surely, he could start thinking of other things?
Maybe if I start tapping on his brain stem.
*tap, tap, tap*
Uh oh. The song just got louder!
AH, HA, HA, HA,
STAYIN' ALIVE.
STAYIN' ALIVE.
AH, HA, HA, HA,
STAYIN' ALI-IIVE.
I'm not sure how much longer I can stand this. On the other hand, I don't have much of choice, do I?
(sudden spark of a synapse electrical flash)Aha!
That synapse just gave me an idea.
I will use the energy from the pulsating beat to blast myself through the brain mass and into John's ear canal.
I can do this thing.
I must synchronize myself to be ready.
Ah, ha, ha, ha...On the next "ha" I am out of here.
Ah, ha, ha, (This is it!) ha...
I'm stayin' aliiiiive.
Adam rides the pulsating synaptical wave and pushes through.
Yes!
I made it.
And now I am attached to nice bit of ear wax.
I am so relieved.
Any day now, a q-tip will save me.I can't wait.
For now, I'm settling in for some nice quiet time.
(dull pulsating beat)
Well almost.
What a nightmare. That was worse than anything I've experienced before.
Well there was that one zombie experience I had.
Ugh.
I was attached to a maggot. Then I was scooped up into a taco shell and eaten as part of a maggot taco!
And did my quarks deceive me?
Was that John Travolta eating "my" taco?
Aaaaahhhh! Again?
What a horrific vicious cycle.
John Travolta was that zombie?
He was.
Yes, you heard it here first.
John Travolta: a zombie!
Who knew?
B.S. No maggots were harmed during the production of this post.
10 comments:
Ya see, ya see, I told you not to go to the light. It was a fast approaching disco train (disco train, soul train, same diff). I hope you recover.
P.S. Oh btw I've got a post up @ http://dufusdownbeat.blogspot.com/ with you especially in mind. Rock on, Quirks!
That just proves how contagious disco was. Once that disco beat gets in the ear, it worms its way through and zombifies everything. I don't think Travolta has been able to walk a straight line since. Well, I know he can't because the LA police devises a special drunk test just for him. If he walks a straight line, zap, he's declared dui. I stay away from that anymore, I got a fever from Brenda Lee that never goes away.
I my opinion, the only good thing about disco is that it didn't last forever....ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, it must die, it must die.
Those scientologist zombies are the worst ones...LOL! Look at Tom Cruise (actor, not hoveround guy). Of course, he may be an alien, not a zombie.
@Noname At least there was no "Disco Duck" around! Aaaaaahhh! Now that would've been spooky.
@Noname Okay dokey Dude! *smile*
@Unwriter You got a fever? Are you needing more cowbell? hee hee
@Marvin My inner zombie is always straining to come out. hee hee
@Cactus Annie H1Z1? Ha! I love it! (And I'm sure the gov't will too. They need all the help they can get. *smile*)
@MeMe I agree: it must die, it must die!
@Collette Thanks for not dissing Tom Kruse (inventor of Hoveround). I would've had to ban you from my blog. Cuz Hoverounds are NO joking matter! Ha! (Just kidding!) hee hee hee
@Adam Q-tips the best invention since cheesecake! Ha!
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DAMMIT! Now you've got me singing that song. Stupid brain! Stop it!
Oh Quirky! I could never dis the man who made the vehicle I will be using in the future. LOL! In fact, I would LOVE to have one now. I'd rather "Kruse" around than walk! (you like that?)LOL
Well, now I have an earworm.
I will have to check out the Adam Atom, (the stories, not Adam of course), more often.
Disco will never die.
@Collette Whew! I was a'scared for a minute there! Whew! *smile*
@Stanley Berber Yes, you may say quirkier than quirkies. I'll allow that. *smile*
@MamaFace "Disco will never die." Unfortunately! I still don't get that song about the cake and rain? Yeesh. *smile*
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