I've Got A Widget In My Bloggit

This post is based on the book by Dr. Seuss, "I've Got A Wocket In My Pocket."

Did you ever have the feeling that there's a Swallower
In your widget called Followers?
Sometimes Followers disappear from your blog.
Is it unsubscribers or does Blogger scarf them up?
(I think it's Blogger. She can be a booger sometimes.)

Look! Look! Is that an LOL/Hater Script in my
HTML/Java Script (widget)?
Many Bloggers make you think or laugh or smile,
And then all of a sudden one day they sadly expire.
Perhaps they didn't realize how fun they were and wild,
Or maybe they hate feeling blog uninspired.

But sometimes that widget called Text?
Why, it keeps trying to bring up S.E.X!
I'll have none of that, no siree.
Cause, my blog is certified P-oh-G-ee,
So take that hanky panky away,
Or I'll take you by the ear
And give you a swift kick to the rear.

Have you had any Seizures in your Picture (widget)?
Or have a Kaleidoscope suddenly appear in your Slideshow (widget)?
Not me, no way, no how. And a big ole' nuh-uh, not going there.
Cause, I happen to be 'puter illiterate,
And frankly, my dear; sometimes, I just don't care.

And look at the Hoglist in my Blog List,
And is that a Clique List inside my Link List?
So many bloggers to read and enjoy
I laugh and smile, til I'm reminded of my 'rhoids.

Have you ever felt like Weeds are in your Feed (widget)?
And how can potential readers out there read
Let alone find your little ole' blippity blog,
In the folds and corners of the world wide web-bog.

And look at those Hives in my Blog Archive.
With spiders weaving cobwebs in my posts?
Do blog readers even know
When my blog began and how it has grown?

Despite my quirky life and quirky imagination,
There be no Fables in my Labels (widget),
And one of the best sources of my blog inspiration?
Is my good ole' basic cable telly-vision.

Look at how my blog got better,
Because of my beautiful Page Header.
I don't care, if you believe it or not.
But this is the kind of blog, that I got.
And no matter how hard you might try,
I will not be blog-shut-up!

Written and edited by Dr. Quirkyloon

Now go and get some widgets and enjoy your blog today.