But I know not everyone is as gifted and as talented with the tunes as I am, so as always, I am here for song guidance. Especially if you don't ask for it.
With my sound musical judgment I have selected a song for each of you to sing. Now, now, don't be whining that you wanted that song or this song.
Trust me, these are the songs for each and everyone of you.
Now absolutely NO FUSSING and WORK WITH ME!
Come on ThinkinFyou. Just cuz you are the fearless camp director, doesn't mean you can't sing. Come on girl, it's easy. Remember John Waite's, "Missing You?" This tune's for you girl.
Every time I'm ThinkinFyou,
I always catch my breath...
I ain't ThinkinFyou at all (ThinkinFyou)
No matter what they say.
Like a Chica who sarcasms us several times weekly, she is always willing to dish it out, like Madonna, but in a different way. Chicklet you are singing along to, "Like A Virgin." Oy. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. Now!
Like a Chica, touched for the very first time!
Like a Chee-ee-ee-e-ka,
With your blog beat next to mine!
Kathcom, get over here. I've got a special one for you. You get to sing to Steppenwolfs', "Magic Carpet Ride." Hold onto your cowboy hat KathCom!
Well you don't blog what we can find
Why don't you dine with me bloggers,
On a Magick Sandwich ride!
Chelle, I don't care if you are beebopping around the Tetons. Get your fanny here and start singing, now! I was inspired by your lack of presence for you special song. Foreigner, "I Want To Know What Love Is." *smile*
I wanna know where Chelle is
I want you to show me
I wanna be offended
Like her blog does always.
Nooter I got the perfect song for you! Baha Men, "Who Let The Dogs Out." Nooter, where are you...stop sniffing butts and get out here and sing!
When the party was, the party was jumpin'
(Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
Cuz, who let the Nooter out!
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the Nooter out!
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Whacky never looked hotter than with our Dani. Yet she's keeping it cool with Brian Hyland's, "She Wore An Itsy Bitsy" Dani-girl, sing it!
She was the itty bitty titty committee
Yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
We have our own Hussy. Not too many humor sites can claim that. Hence a special song and dance for our not so sweet and ever sexy The Hussy Housewife. Van McCoy's "Do The Hustle." Look at her go! You go girl!
Ooooo, oooo, ooo, ooo, oooooo!
Do the Hussy!
Ooooo, oooo, ooo, ooo, oooooo!
Do the Hussy!
Do it!
We're going to slow it down with Bette Midler's, "The Rose." No song could be more fitting than for the sweet and sassy Ettarose.
Just remember in the winter
Far beneath her sanity goes
Lies the seed
That' with a blog's love
In the spring
Becames Ettarose!
What song suits Spaz and his "spaztic" colon? Why "When Doves Cry" by Prince. I've heard they caw and cry after flying by his bathroom window.
Touch if you will my tummy
Fell how it trembles inside
I've got my colon all spazzed and tied up now
Don't make me chase you
Even toilets have pride!
Although he lives in Canada, that doesn't stop Nonamedufus from appreciating a little bit of America's, "A Horse With No Name."
You see I've been through the blog-sphere
on a horse with NoName
It felt good to get a laugh for the day,
Cuz with NoName you can't remember no pain,
Cuz there ain't no one for to blog you away.
La, la, la, la, la...
We've got it, we've got it, we've got it! And we're publishing it too. Jenn, this songs for you: Tommy Tutones, "867-5309".
Jenny Jenny, I got your number
I need you to blog all the time.
Jenn Thorson your blog is so funny.
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309.
Reffie, we still love you even though I'm not sure if you have reformed yet. So this song is for you. It is inspired by Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl."
I kissed a geek and I liked it!
Her homemade fudge is so righteous.
I kissed a geek just to try it.
Her husband doesn't mind, so go and try it!
Debbie needs to take a break from the drivel, but I've got some special drivel just for you. Toni Basil's, "Oh Mickey." Sing, sing, sing!
Oh Debbie, you're so fine
You do the drivel all the time
Hey Debbie,
Hey Debbie!
Red's the man who keeps us in order around here. This song's for you Red. "The Lady In Red," by Chris DeBurgh. Come on now, I know there's a softy in there...somewhere!
The Raider in Red
Is blogging for me, cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just Red and me,
It's where I wanna be,
But I hardly know this blog by my side
I'll never forget, the way Red blogged tonight.
This place wouldn't be the same without our Dear Old Man or as he pens it Da Old Man (DOM). Only Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got To Do With It?" could do DOM justice. DOM you are an excellent tenor! Niiiice.
"What's DOM got to do, got to do with it?
What's DOM but a crotchety rant and raver.
What's DOM got to do, got to do with it?
We need DOM to keep yelling at cars.
Ryan Garns is the king of coding, and the song I found for you is from Queen. "I Want It All." Ryan keeps HBDC rolling in codes. And we thank him. Stop being shy Dude. One, two, three, and a four...start!
I'm Ryan Garns.
I know it all
I know PC Code
And I know it now!
Oh JohnnyB, Oh Johnny B! Get yer bee-hind here and start showering us with your vocals. You're singing to the tune of Men At Work's "Be Good Johnny."
Blog good Blog good
And make sure you are good
Be good and blog real good (Jooooohnny).
Our dear MizzDrake aka Julia doesn't love most crafts, but do they love her? Bobby Sherman is going to help you sing it girl!
Julia, Julia, Julia, do ya blog me?
Julia, Julia, Julia, do ya care?
Julia, Julia, are ya bloggin' of me?
Julia, Julia, will ya still be there?
Nipsy, how do you handle being so nipplelicious? You're singing (lucky girl) Joan Jett's "Do You Want To Touch Me There?"
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna blog (Yeah)
Do you wanna blog (Yeah)
Do you wanna blog it there, where
There, yeah
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
And while we are doing Joan Jett songs, Frank Lee MeiDere since you are so good at hating, your song is "I Hate Myself for Loving You."
I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the the blogs that you do
I wanna blog but I blog back to you thats why
I hate myself for loving you.
And Phillipia? You'll like your song. It is so fitting with your avatar. Who else but "Nun" Phillipia could sing Madonna's "Like A Prayer."
When you blog my name, it's like a little Prayer.
I'm down on my blogs, I wanna take you there.
In the midnight hour, I can feel your Power.
Just like a prayer, you know I'll blog you there.
Now these bloggers tried to sneak in, but they forgot to sign up. You know if you snooze you lose. So...they twisted my arm and I came up with a little something for them too.
Gah, I'm such a sucker!
Chris keep your day job as a school Principal, okay? Jimmy Buffet has your number in his song, "Margaritaville."
Wastin' away again in Maugaritaville
Searching for some students to boss.
Some people claim that there's a teacher to blame
But I know it's only my fault.
Renal's no failure with the humor. And he has so much "help" at his blog. Enjoy your special number by Lou Bega, "Mambo Number 5."
A little bit of Avonia the Wiccan Pimp
A little bit of Mercury Shadow
A little bit of Ninja Vicki
A little bit Bernie the Half Cyborg Cat
A little bit of Tina the Lesbian
A little bit of good ole' Tag Larkin
A little bit of Anonymous Doug
Makes me your Renal Blog
VE is fantastically nonsensical which is just a nice way of saying that he's crazy. So VE? I'm thinking a Prince song would do well by you. How about "Let's Go Crazy?" Yep, that's the ticket.
Let's go crazy
Write a blog
Let's look for the purple banana
'Til they put me in the blog, let's go!
And last, but not least, we have our work in progress Unfinished Rambler. He rambles, but we still like him. This one is all yours Dude. Allman Brothers, "Ramblin' Man."
When it's time for blogging,
I hope you understand
That I was born an Unfinished Rambling man!
Music soothes the savage blogging beasts within us all!
My music work is done for this camp day!
I feel so tuned!
Now go off and keep singing!
20 comments:
Holy Crap Quirks, you sure went to a lot of work to prepare Sing Along Day. That was hilarious! And I loved Horse With NoName - perfect! You're the best.
WOW! That was impressive and worth many good chuckles. Now I wish I was at this camp to see what kind of song you find for me to sing.
That was awesome, Quirky! It's even better that I know all the songs.
You've inspired me. Maybe I'll find another song of my own today.
SMOOCH!
Awesome karaoke! You knew just what songs would bring out the best in their voices. You should be karaoke leader for summer camp all the time! : )
I knew I picked the right loon for the job! You did an awesome job!!! I love all the songs!!!!
I love it. Agree with thinkinfyou, love all the songs, but especially, of course, the one for me. It almost brings tears to my eyes -- no, really. Thanks, Quirkyloon.
In my schlepping to Florida and my search for a yearly lease, I got ousted by Humorbloggers. I didn't know it til I went back to say "HI" to folks who didn't know I was gone either!
So much for bonding!
@Noname Yours was an easy inspiration...some others? Not so much. But boy howdy did I read a lot of blogs to get a "feel" for who they are. It was fun.
@Free I wish you had signed up! Ooooh so many song choices I could have used for you! Maybe next summer, eh? *smile*
@Reffie Erm, I hope your hubby doesn't mind that you'll be getting all sorts of kisses today from anybody and everybody! hee hee
@Collette Thanks. I think I will "rent" out my "services." Anybody need some karaoke? Just call me at 1-800-867-5309! Ha!
@Thinkin Thanks GF! It was fun! I love this kind of crap, er, I mean stuff! hee hee
@UR You are most welcome Sir! Let us know when you are finally "finished" K? I might have some more songs for you then! *smile*
@Dana What, no bonding? Sorry GF, I'm not into dentures...yet. I have no song or advice for bonding cream. And don't worry I won't oust you out of here EVER! *smile*
Very nice, Quirky. And thanks for throwing one my way...hmmm, maybe I need to hire you to do an entire rendition of Margaritaville for me...
Great work Quirky! Funny and clever! The best thing is that thehe lyrics you selected for my song match my reading skill level.
@Chris You're welcome friend, and I should give SOME of the credit. Your blog moniker is sooo obvious! *smile*
@Johnny Glad you liked it Dude! And it matched my reading skill level too...that's why I chose it! heh heh
Thanks for the long singalong. (gasp wheeze) Really. It was fun. (cough, wheeze) - but now I've got ...
(Marvin squeeks out)
lar - en - git - tis.
fun, funny and clever as ever post, Dear Quirks. :)
The Old Silly
This is your magnum opus quirky! I bow to the songstress...
Sorry I couldn't follow the summer camp even though I did have a song themed post up today. Too much going on and I didn't want to blow the posts... I'm enjoying though as a spectator.
LMAO!!! OMG!!! Ilove what you did with the bloggers songs. I was reading it all the way through and the more I read the more I laughed. Those are GRRRREAT!
@Marvin You think you have laryngitis? Eeek. I have to sing along with all these summer campers. So feel sorry for ME! ha!
@VE Ah, but I did do a song for you...I hope you noticed. *smile*
@Donna Thank-you ma'am! I tried, oh how I tried! hee hee
Great job on the songs Quirky! I loved being able to sing along with all of them (your lyrics of course) :D
Quirky, we need more of those songs. You are so talented and I sang every song with your lyrics. Heck I don't even remember the original ones. Thank you so very much for my song.
Thank you so much. You just crowded out Muskrat Love, which has been running through my head since I woke up this morning. Now I can take the gun away from my head.
@Skye Thanks GF! Glad you liked them! *smile*
@Ettarose You are most welcome Miss Sue! Dang! I should've used Susie Q for yours! But not everybody knows your name...so that might not have "gotten" it. But I'm so glad YOU got it! heh heh
@Kathcom And thank you very much for putting the tune into mine! EEEEK! hee hee
OMFG... i don't know how I ever missed this post. But woman, I bow to your thought process. This post so rocks...Thank you Very Much!!
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