No not, "upset stomach, diarrhea!"
(Nothing like putting that little "sweet" ditty into your head for the day. *grin* You're welcome. *bats eyelashes*)
No, today is Opposite Day.
I bet you had no clue. Aren't you glad you came here today?
(Okay, so I stole the idea from SpongeBob Square Pants, so sue me!)
- I am not going to eat extra hot salsa today.
- I am not going to have an explosive bowel movement due to the consumption of hot salsa.
- I am going to go to the store for the fourth time this week, because it's only Wednesday.
- I am going to leave the laundry in its basket for the third day in a row.
- I am going to watch as much as possible of the continuing coverage of Michael Jackson 1958-2009.
- I am going to take the kids to McDonald's: the second happiest place on the earth (after Disneyland, of course).
- I am not going to play Bejeweled online (deep voice: "Excellent. Next level.")
- I am not going to wear ear plugs when I ask my son to clean his room.
- I am not going to smile when the wailing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth begin.
- I will not drown my sorrows in Diet Dr. Pepper.
It's gonna be grrrrreat!
Don't you wish you were me? Just for today?
*bats eyelashes*
Oh, one more thing.
I am going to wish you all a horrible and nasty day! Cuz, I like to spread the sunshine wherever I go.
*still batting eyelashes*
*still wearing fake smile*
Okay, my cheeks are starting to hurt from smiling so much.
Buh-bye.
13 comments:
I am NOT going to laugh til my sides hurt and roll on the floor in jocularity induced pain at this post!
The Old Silly
I will watch TMZ for their extensive post memorial coverage.
I will not take out the trash today, because I like watching it pile up and scaring house pets as they wonder into the kitchen.
I am so not leaving a comment. Wink. Wink.
Wait. I am so not, so very not confused.
I am so not going back to bed now.
Buy-ee
I am NOT going to spend the rest of the day trying to get that damn Pepto Bismol song out of my head.
@Marvin "jocularity induced pain" I like that phrase. I'll be stealing that one. Thanks! *smile*
@C.B. Oh good idea about the trash. I "like" it when my kitchen starts to smell.
@Reffie Please don't leave a comment. *wink, wink* And don't drink any DDP! (More for me!) Ha!
@Douglas You're welcome. *smile*
I am not going to laugh at your post.
I am going to smile when some random guy tells me to "smile, sweetheart."
And then I'm going to thank him and do a triple-twisting back round-off.
While undressing.
When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd - diarrhea, diarrhea!
I need a nap.
@Kablooey And I dearly hope that you do NOT laugh at my post. And I hope you don't post pics of your nekkid triple-twisting back roundoff! heh heh
@MeMe Thanks for reminding me, really I feel...blessed. *smile*
If I let my laundry go for three days,it would be out in my livingroom.LOL!
I am not going to stay up till 3 am laughing my head off at posts like yours.
@Donna I thought everybody put their laundry in the living room. Am I wrong? hee hee
@Kathleen Or don't stay up til 4am either, k? *smile*
Well the laundry that is to be folded would be in the livingroom. NOT my dirty laundry.But if it comes to the point that my dirty laundry is making it's way to the livingroom it would be due to the fact that I really did'nt want to deal with it .That's what we call being a right down nasty ass,lazy f-ing bitch. And that is not Meeeeeee!!! LOL!!!
@Donna Wha? Now I'm a CRYING, down right nasty ass, lazy, f-inch bitch!
Waaah!!!
*smile* (Just kidding?)
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